Genetics Are A Friend To My Teeth

Today I took a trip to the dentist. My last visit to a dentist? About four years ago... so, yeah, I was expecting some bad news.

Dentist (after looking at the x-rays and poking around my mouth for a little bit): Your teeth look great, now lets take a look at those gums.
Me: ...
Dentist: Your gums are amazing! These are the best gums I've seen in a long time, you must floss every day.
Me: ...
Dentist: Okay, we'll see you in about six months for a cleaning.

I'm telling you, that is almost verbatim. I LOVE MY TEETH.

Also, I don't floss every day. Jiggawhat.